My Ex-Xbox
I sold my Xbox today, Johnathan Orion wants one to mod and I haven't touched mine in over a year. He's giving me a wireless access point in exchange so I'm pretty stoked. Next step: get my DVRed movies to transfer to my server machine.
Robo Vampire
Beer and Bad Movie night rendered a gem(truly outrageous!) of celluloid perfection this weekend.
Robo Vampire
Overview
Director: Joe Livingstone
Writer: William Palmer (writer)
Release Date: 1988 (USA) more
Plot Summary: Narcotics agent Tom Wilde is given a second chance at life after being shot and killed. In a futuristic experiment, agent Wilde is returned to life as an Android Robot. He is sent on a very dangerous mission into the depths of the golder Triangle to rescue Sophie, a beautiful undercover agent who has been captured by the evil drug warlord Mr. Young and his inhuman creation the Vampire Beast.
Now I feel as though I should warn you these are not American Vampires.. they are Chinese Vampires, which apparently are Rabbit-Monkeys with Bottle Rockets.
Chinese Vampires hop everywhere they go and they look like monkeys in robes. Their big "power" is to fire bottle rockets out of their robes. If you stick a piece of paper on their head they will fall asleep. Also, they can sometimes be avenged by the ghost of their American lover who can be killed by writing on her tits.
I'm not kidding...
This movie didn't even have any closing credits.. it was that bad.. it just suddenly said "THE END" and went back to the DVD menu.
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